![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:24 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
A dark grey, lowered, loud 350z pulls up behind me at a light. The left turn arrow comes on. I don’t go. The Z leans on the horn for me. I still don’t go. This is because I and the Z are in the straight lane. -_-
When we ACTUALLY get the green to go, he zooms around me, flips me off, and brake checks me before speeding off down a residential street.
I should have inched forward while he was honking and then quickly stopped and let him hit me.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:28 |
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![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:31 |
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Can’t fix stupid.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:32 |
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Bro
![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:40 |
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Buy here pay here finance special awn riyumz yo!
![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:41 |
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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What. a. douche.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:44 |
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Gotta love when people live up to their own stereotypes.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 17:55 |
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Today in my blue, tinted, lowered, loud BMW coupe, I pulled up behind 2 cars in the right lane of a highway off-ramp where you can only turn right. I put on my blinker (SHOCKING).
There’s a sign that says no turn on red from left lane. All the oncoming traffic cleared out, but the car in the right lane just sat there. And sat there. And sat there. So I honked my horn, and they started moving.
That car was a Prius.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 18:15 |
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Can we say typical 350z driver? No need to get s30 people involved.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 18:21 |
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Did you set it on fire after you followed the driver to their destination? Because that’s what you’re supposed to do to Prii.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 18:33 |
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They exist for a reason after all
![]() 09/22/2016 at 19:43 |
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Well they’re attempt to impose their will or throw their weight around didn’t work. +reps for being the oppo member and following the rules.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 19:49 |
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I would’ve followed him home and made him dinner. Steak.
Well.
Done.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 20:05 |
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So there I am waiting to make a left. Stuck behind some non 350z driving unbro. Finally the arrow turns but dude just doesn’t go. I am late for my lift at Golds Gym. So I lean on the horn. Like wtf dude. Finally he goes and I give him the bird. What a non bro. Rap atcha later bros.
![]() 09/22/2016 at 20:07 |
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I HATE when people do that! Read the signs, dingleberry!
![]() 09/22/2016 at 23:19 |
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No, I continued along on my merry way to the little teriyaki joint near my office to pick up my stereotypical lifting bro lunch of chicken teriyaki, no rice, extra veggies. Because I drive a blue, tinted, lowered, loud BMW coupe.